Namson Rote
When a mentally challenged person tries to compose a 'ransom note'. Outcomes vary from asking for a billion dollars in an age when this is a small amount of currency to being unable to write said note, due to lack of literacy.
Today I stole this dude's phone, and wrote him a total 'namson rote', all I could come up with was that I had it, and he should give me somthing so I would give it back. I totally choked.