naniversafarian

na•ni•ver•sa•far•i•an

/ˌanəˈvərs(ə)ˈferēən/

noun

On the eve of married parents' anniversary, he or she enters into their home through the dryer exhaust and through the lint trap. Once inside gifts are set before the dishwasher or refrigerator for all members of the family in celebration of the beginning of this family. A note is customarily left behind stating "Your parents bought these."

"The Naniversafarian" being a title, is never held by the same person 2 years in a row. Persons have, however, been known to reprise the role.

Upon becoming the Naniversafarian persons have been known to take on very poor fake patwa, wear headbands out of their normal character, and to hide anything more than the first gift given to each family member in random places about the residence. This last behavior is not out of whimsey, and seems to be born out of a character of general tidiness, an inability to carry much, and an attempt at fairness that everyone see at least one thing before the dishwasher.