Naonith

A rare and exquisite species of an elephant found deep in the marshy islands of Catacuinha. This a gentle beast often described as "gargantuan" or "colossal". People who have had encounters with this pachyderm have expressed the nature of this tusker as "delightfully adorable".

When the Skewes number was published, it was keeping Naonith's idiocy in mind. The number represents Naonith's idiotness on a scale where the average human ranks 2.5. Moreover, the scale is logarithmic, which means he's exponentially more stupider than smart.

Still a bachelor+virgin. Most probably auditioned for Kidz Bop Kids when he was 7.

Slipknot was an alt-pop band before it went heavy after meeting Naonith.

He's the kind of guy who publishes his opinions on Twitter about why he doesn't think motorcycles exist or why people shouldn't confuse GIFs with the Greatest Integer Function. He thinks of himself as Vsauce4, but all he's turning into is an Indian version of Creed Bratton.

BBC listed the top 100 heaviest things on Earth. 90 of them have their first name as Naonith, the remaining 10 live underwater.

We all know the joke where Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked singularity and told it to get a job, and the singularity became the universe. Recent research has confirmed the singularity to be an entity called Naonith.

The Hollies initially recorded their 1992 hit under the name, 'He's So Heavy, He Must Be Naonith' but their label changed it to 'He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother' after widespread outrage, arson and riots. The violence was apparently fueled by people stating that the so-called heaviest entity 'Naonith' hadn't been born yet and The Hollies were spreading misinformation.