Narchitect
Someone, often a 15 year old who operates out of his mom's basement, that makes his own drugs (usually ecstasy or crystal meth).
"Nice happy face graphics on your E! Your narchitect has style!"
Narchitect
A Narchitect is someone who smartly/strategically design arguments or indirect arguments in a way that he will win and to show that he is the best compared to others around him. The people who observe his arguments knows damn well that what he's saying is nothing but BS, but it's too hard for them to find a way to call him out on the flaw of his arguments due to how smart he has structured it. Origin of this term : (Narcissist + Architect = Narchitect).
Assume this scenario:
(There are only a fair-to-little amount of chocolate chip cookies on a big plate in some random house party)
Aaron : *Laughs in a slightly cocky/condescending tone*. Ooohhh man, Harvey is missing out on these delicious cookies (He said that, while he grabs way too much cookies quickly from the big plate and puts them on a separate, smaller plate)
Me: Hey come on Aaron, leave some for Harvey too.
Aaron: Who said I wasn't gonna leave some for him? As a matter of fact, i collected these chunk-full of cookies just for him...
Me: 0_o?? bu--but you...?? The way you were laughing..... And the way you were saying it while grabbing the cookies was as if you're gonna finish off the remaining cookies all to yourself...
Aaron : but did I SAID that I wasn't gonna leave some for Harvey? Seriously dude, don't just ASSUME as if you know everything because clearly you don't have a damn clue on what you're saying. Okay ? :)
Me: 0_0...???? *Brain error*
*Aaron smirked, double taps my shoulder and walks off with the plate of cookies*
The random guy watching our conversation : *Surprised/shocked Anime face*..... Oh my god! .. H--he... He *few second silence*.... He is the perfect NARCHITECT !
(There are only a fair-to-little amount of chocolate chip cookies on a big plate in some random house party)
Aaron : *Laughs in a slightly cocky/condescending tone*. Ooohhh man, Harvey is missing out on these delicious cookies (He said that, while he grabs way too much cookies quickly from the big plate and puts them on a separate, smaller plate)
Me: Hey come on Aaron, leave some for Harvey too.
Aaron: Who said I wasn't gonna leave some for him? As a matter of fact, i collected these chunk-full of cookies just for him...
Me: 0_o?? bu--but you...?? The way you were laughing..... And the way you were saying it while grabbing the cookies was as if you're gonna finish off the remaining cookies all to yourself...
Aaron : but did I SAID that I wasn't gonna leave some for Harvey? Seriously dude, don't just ASSUME as if you know everything because clearly you don't have a damn clue on what you're saying. Okay ? :)
Me: 0_0...???? *Brain error*
*Aaron smirked, double taps my shoulder and walks off with the plate of cookies*
The random guy watching our conversation : *Surprised/shocked Anime face*..... Oh my god! .. H--he... He *few second silence*.... He is the perfect NARCHITECT !
Narchitect
Narchitect: They use their specialist narc knowledge and high-level dog skills to design in-depth narc plans.
Dobbo "I wonder if Brock was the narchitect on the weekend away?"