narcollapse

An involuntary sleep episode suffered by a narcoleptic.

Boss: That report was due half an hour ago and I find you sleeping at your desk? Tell me why I shouldn't fire you.
Narcoleptic employee: I can't help it, sir. I just narcollapsed. Why did you wait until 15 minutes before it was due to forward me a request from two weeks ago?
Boss: I'll ask the questions here. When are you going to get yourself fixed?
Narcoleptic employee: There isn't a cure, sir.
Boss: I'd better not catch you sleeping on the clock again!
Narcoleptic employee: You won't, sir!
Narcoleptic employee performs seppuku

俚语	narcollapse
释义	narcollapse An involuntary sleep episode suffered by a narcoleptic. Boss: That report was due half an hour ago and I find you sleeping at your desk? Tell me why I shouldn't fire you. Narcoleptic employee: I can't help it, sir. I just narcollapsed. Why did you wait until 15 minutes before it was due to forward me a request from two weeks ago? Boss: I'll ask the questions here. When are you going to get yourself fixed? Narcoleptic employee: There isn't a cure, sir. Boss: I'd better not catch you sleeping on the clock again! Narcoleptic employee: You won't, sir! Narcoleptic employee performs seppuku
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