azl

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A small, hillbilly town in North Texas, often confused for being part of Lake Worth. This town packed to the brim with racist old people and random white kids trying to talk up their high school with previous urban dictionary terms.

This town is popular for shooting down any tax proposals that will actually better this shit stain of a town because the folk want to “Keep the town small”

In this town there was also a popular chicken fucking rumor (Where a video of a student fucking a chicken was shared around the district) surrounding the tiny high school in town, ruining its reputation for that year, which doesn’t matter because the towns only high school is a broken down cesspool of country students who WILL call any POC a slur.

This town is also known for highly idolizing the High school football team, and celebrating their mascot (that is a stolen jpeg of a green hornet) named “Buzzy”. This town hosts festivals, does bake sales, and only supports the football team like some weird cult. No other school elective or event is supported like this and teachers often have to pay for their own supplies because of everything being spent on a dwindling football team. (R.I.P the schools dying art department and crumbling walls)

So if you see Azle on your road trip, just take in how it looks like any other random small town you drive through, and pray you don’t witness one of the drunk locals from Lynns saloon running in the street straight into your car! Have a nice trip!

A Redneck but nice small town with decent high schoolers and one very annoying and very bearish chicken Fucking family named the Lackey. Has good little restaurants and a good High School football team. Not all people are bad unless you get a bad look at it like the Walmart on a Sunday Morning.

Azl is Anti Zombie League only cool kids are in.

A place where some gays come to make bad memes

Misrepresented small town west of fort worth that follows eagle mountain lake. It is commonly mistaken for being part of a trailer park town called pelican bay, due to sharing postal codes. Very under rated. Being only 30 minutes from downtown fort worth. Next to the lake, and country scenery at a lower cost of living than Dfw makes it a great place to call home. Crime rate is lower than other towns in fort worth. But oddly gets a bad reputation.

Kick ass rock star town.