Nasal Congestion
The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.
Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?
Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.