nasterbating
nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.
Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.
Nasterbate
Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
nasterbate
verb.
When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.
When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.
Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?