Natasha Rego
A disease that inflicts nice people. Not apparent in the first year of contracting the disease it slowly takes over your brain causing you to regret being born. Similar to toxoplasmosis in the way it functions. If you spend more than 4 hours around someone with this disease your immune system will be seriously compromised and medical attention is mandatory.
Guy: Oh man! Don't tell me you have Natasha Rego!
Guy2: Yeah, dude. Sucks to be me.
Guy: Get help dude!
Guy2: It's too late for me. Save yourself.
Guy: That's just the Natasha Rego talking man. Don't worry, but you're right I'm outta here.
Guy2: Yeah, dude. Sucks to be me.
Guy: Get help dude!
Guy2: It's too late for me. Save yourself.
Guy: That's just the Natasha Rego talking man. Don't worry, but you're right I'm outta here.