Natesa

The name of a woman, usually stunning, of ambiguous ethnicity, damn sexy and fits the role of a Bond girl. Typically has an impressive lingerie collection made from only the finest fabrics from all over the globe (not that cheap shit strippers wear). Has traveled to many places, speaks many languages and has perfect posture. If you stare into her big brown eyes, you'll instantly fall in love and feel a warm tingle in your loins. Once this happens, you have exactly 34 seconds to reverse the process by sticking your head into the toilet and counting backwards from 10. After this, the only way to escape her love forsaken grasp is to melt yourself in tub of acid or run into the fire at burning man.