nathon studd
Nathon Studd is a snail that can teleport. He is also the Black Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. He is also incredibly slow.
Example: "Where's Nathon Studd?" "Oh, he's just slow because he's a snail." "When is he going to be coming?" "Well, he's about 4029 years away from right now, so I think that he would just want us to go first."