nath

Nath is short for Nathan, he is the coolest guy in the entire universe and will listen to you talk for hours and even listen to you sing even if you are absolute dogshit, he is the most caring human being and will protect and take care of you more then you'll think, Nath will be patient with you and always be there by your side, he will always pay for you even if you don't want him to and will always make sure you eat, he will sit and paint with you even if he can't paint and Nath has THE BEST MULLET EVER. Nath is a person you look up to and want to be, Nath is the nicest but also the most scariest person you'll ever ever come across, Nath also thinks he's batman. he has the nicest eyes and voice ever. nath is the strongest person you'll know and always keeps you safe.

A very handsome guy who is easy to get on with and has a great personality. He usually knows the right thing to say and helps most people who have problems. Nath is shorter for nathan but nath suits him most. Hes the best guy you could ever meet or want. Great laugh and knows how to cheer you up no matter how unhappy or upset you aree :) Hes just one of a kind :P

Nath is one of the greatest people you will ever meet, the most loving and caring person ever

Nath is used to describe a young male, usually in the mid to late twenties. A "Nath" can usually be found roaming the streets in search of wild Pizza or Burger herds and may become hostile when approached. Never approach a wild Nath from behind, as they will employ wild, uncontrollable flatulence as a natural defense, sometimes resulting in accidental leakage.

Domesticated Naths are slightly larger than their wild counterparts, due to excessive grazing on junk foods and a very lax lifestyle. While less hostile than in the wild, a domestic Nath is likely to have a diesel libido and be prone to occasional fits of rage, usually in response to the appearance of the Nath's natural predators; The Boss, The Missus and most dreaded of all, The Morning.

If you are approached by a Nath, DO NOT make direct eye contact, simply empty your wallet, bay like a frightened sheep and slowly retreat while never turning your back on the Nath, as the Nath may see this as a signal of the mating season.

Nath's are allergic to: Bright Sunlight

Moderate Sunlight

Heavy Lifting

Vegetables that make a crunching sound

Early Mornings

Early Nights

Soap

Any film which has been adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel

Ben Affleck

Novelty Mugs

Shorthand for 'New All-Time High'

Someone who is very, very angry. Usually a teenager or young adult who drinks cider.

an absolute chad who doesn't care about anyones feelings and makes fun of me for accidentally breaking 4 door hinges within a month, ilysm nath but ohm y god get off my case