Nati Light
A shortened nickname for the beer, "Natural Light." This drink is consumed by adolescents and college students around the world every day because they are too cheap to afford anything else. Although it tastes of urine, most people are able to adapt to the crude brew after enough consumption.
Due to lack of income and alcohol, Corky and Mike went to the local marathon and purchased some Nati Light because it was the cheapest thing available.