National fuck your wife day
If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
National Fuck Your Wife Day
May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.
Go on and fuck your wife
Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!