National No Bitches Day
National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.
Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!
National bad bitch day
August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !
Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !
Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !
Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !
National Dumb Bitch Day
On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you
National Fake Bitches Day
This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.
Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.
National Basic Bitch Day
August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
National Dumb Bitch Day
The national holiday for dumb bitches, that’s right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)
Shut the fuck up addy, it’s national dumb bitch day, time for shots!
National Britney Bitch Day
This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.
Hey Britney guess what! What Britney? It’s National Britney Bitch Day!!