National No glasses day
On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!
Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!
You: it’s National no glasses day!
National Break A Glass Day
You have to break a glass or a mug
Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day