National shart on your crush day
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*