National short Day
The day when we celebrate Daniel Ochowicz for his shortness
Hey guess what day it is?!?! ITS NATIONAL SHORT DAY!!!
National short people day
Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
National short people day
The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.
"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day
National Short King Day
June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
national short people day
people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day
yoo congrats on being a smurf
yoo congrats on being a smurf
national booty shorts day
August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.
Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit
Girl: god damnit
National throw short people day
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day