National short people day
Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
National short people day
The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.
"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day
national short people day
people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day
yoo congrats on being a smurf
yoo congrats on being a smurf
National throw short people day
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day
National throw short people day
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!
National Throw Short People Day
On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.
“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”
National throw short people day
Just throw someone under 5,5
Hey
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT
it's national throw short people day
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT
it's national throw short people day