Naughty Smack

Also Known as "Car Bastarding"

This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.