Nauru

Clearly one of the best countries in the world. From its one airplane to its 97% obesity rate, Nauru is pretty much the shit. Got diabetes? No worries. So does everyone else on the island. Also note that it has the world's best international soccer team, with a 100% win percentage.

Nauru is the world's smallest independent republic. It is a protectorate of Australia, and it's economy is based largely on the vanishing Phosphate Mines. Food is largely imported from Australia and India. There is a very low crime rate, but with the introduction of fire arms and guns the Island, people have become increasingly criminal.

Nauru is the world's smallest independent republic. It is a protectorate of Australia, and it's economy is based largely on the vanishing Phosphate Mines. Food is largely imported for Australia and India. There is a very low crime rate, but with the introduction of fire arms and guns the Island, people have become increasingly criminal.

An unbreakable union of 1000 years, first founded in 1967 when Baguetteland confederated with Nauru

The string figures of Nauru are among the most complex patterns produced on string in the world. The island nation of Nauru is the home of an anthropologically fascinating ethnic group whose customs are very similar to those on Polynesian islands.

An island in the Pacific, no tourists, poor, relies on spam