nawtology
the science of striving for the three tenants of nawteism... one: to maintain lifelong virginity. two: to drive 500+ miles a day. three: to attempt to speak prophetically while drunk.
(person) oh how worthless life is... i am above the struggle.
(dude) man you're seriously getting into that nawtology arent you?
(dude) man you're seriously getting into that nawtology arent you?