Nayson

-> A small dweller of Exeter, who claims to be iranian. But is by birth right, and linguistically a Bengali. Typical characteristics of Nayson, is that he will steal your land, culture and your women.

If you spot him shout Bengali, or contact immigration services.

UPDATE: It has come to our attention nayson is passing himself off as a DJ, do not listen to his bhangra music instead sign the petition to get him deported...

Immigrant Bengali Annoying} <-

Goodlook studsly iranian, people call him bengali because their jealous, but really he's the Shah and pinacle of goodlooking.