Nazel Bunches

A Nordic Queens of the ages.
Usually a woman but could apply
to a man if he has the proper swagger.
The qualities of this unique breed of human include but are not limited to: pale complexion, eyes that rape and pillage your soul (as the Vikings would have done to a small village),

superior music taste, very intellectual with subtle hints of ridiculous to maintain the delicate balance, voluptuous bosom,

hair of gold, Ruler of the theremin.