near1ver
One of the best people ever! near1ver deserves nothing but love and attention, and you should definitely worship them. They are the coolest people ever and if you don't like them then you're automatically a loser and I hope you choke on a chicken nugget <3. near1ver is so stunning, funny, nice, kind, amazing in general and everything you want in a friend!! they're so strong and brave and its amazing and inspiring. Now that you've heard all that you HAVE to stan and love them forever :)
"hey did you hear about that near1ver chick? they're the best friend anybody could ever ask for."