Near Porn
Any non-pornographic picture of a hot chick.
I couldn't find my hustler, so i looked at some near porn.
Near Miss Porn Stomach
That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard
Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards