Neck Boner
When an animal (most commonly a bird or reptile) inflates its neck area in an attempt to impress or intimidate.
That King Cobra is pissed, check out its neck boner!
Boner Neck
Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.
"That was a great call on the boner neck"
Neck Boner
When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck
My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner