necknomination

A ritual demonstrated through social media sites amongst male youths. In order to demonstrate their penis length/girth and demonstrate their readiness and desire to mate with others, the ape must chug a large proportion of spirits, sometimes mixed with odd household pantry goods; such as spices, spreads or toppings. It is filmed on video, and then another ape is nominated to complete the same ritual within 24 hours.

Most commonly practiced before a challenging night out of pouting and chest thumping, hopefully resulting in succeeding to mate with an orange female ape.