Neeley

Good Lookin', smooth talkin', men and women descended from a Scottish clan of people not above piracy. The present day Neeley is also below acts of piracy and hooliganism.

Someone often found in deep thought usually sitting in the position of The Thinker by Auguste Rodin except he is found sitting on a keg instead of a rock. While in the "thinking position" the Neeley often is a source of of knowledge, wisdom and crude humor. The Neeley is also a a great philosopher who finds pleasure in Pillaging, Drinking, Flogging, and Wenching. Neeleys' are often complimented for their diverse and intellectual vocabulary and for their beard growing and drinking abilities. Neeleys' also tend to be loyal friends and are often described as large teddy bears.

Neeleying is the act of taking sloppy joe meat and covering not only yourself but your partner as well in the meat. After this has been completed, you then take a pack of buns and place then on your partner. After this has been done, you take a handful of sloppy joe meat and put in the woman's vagina. If your partner is a man, you place the meat in his anus. You then have sex with your partner using the sloppy joe meat as lube.

A man/horse who thinks he can still get away with playing Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar" despite the fact the movie version he stared in was made 1,000 years ago.

BIGGGGG BOOTY😻 She so thicc, she most likely keeps her crush a secret. She also keeps her circle small. She will be cool with you if you ain’t got an attitude or disrespect with her. But like damn..... THAT BOOTY. 😻🤤

she got a BIGGGG booty! and she makes a lot of people laugh. she also is in love with a celebrity with initials l.p!

A man who has had more hoes than a hardware store. A solid beard gang like man. Loyal to his friends. Likes to drink, and laugh. A man who will knock another man unconscious if disrespected by said man.