neeps and tatties
Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.
Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.
Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties
Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.