negative boner
instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or
turned off
turned off
Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro
Other friend: cool story bro
Negative Boner
The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.
Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.
Negative Boner
When the zipper of a pair of shorts/pants concaves up producing the image of a boner instead of rising but collapsing into itself hence negative.
Nick: -points to me- Negative Boner!
Scott: LOL
Me: WTF Damn it ...
Scott: LOL
Me: WTF Damn it ...
Negative Boner
When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.
*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”