negative dick
a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an asshole.
Jolley - "T. Doc do you want to go down to the beach?"
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."