negative orgasm
The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.
me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!
you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?
me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.
you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?
me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.