neigabors

Neighbors; "I hate mah neigabors 4 various reasons. evry car they git goez 2 shit somehow in vry short tiem. i has no idea how they do it, usually thar cars last month maybe den when dump ur car 4 free dai comez up teh cars finnaly leef teh lot. wan ov witch hit an ran mah car dose f&^%ers!!!!!!!!!!! i cud go on an on a few dais ago i had noticd their car had stoppd leakin oil, it had litteraly stopd leakin in da 2 dais it sat thar parkd. im pritee convincd dis car went thru moar oil than it did gas.

Anyways todai they go out an plug it into teh wall 2 charge though it apparent dat iz not teh problem wif teh car. well few hours latr they come outside an start teh car. i has nevr herd such horrible noize in mah life. lulz screechin metal poppin an pingin noisez dat only got worse ovar teh minit teh car ran.

Well teh engine must has seizd up cuz when they trid 2 start it again i cud hear nothin but teeth grindin on teh startr an flywheel."

An alternate form of the word "neighbors" for those who prefer ebonics to proper grammar.