neil gaiman
Awesome fantasy writer of such wonderful works as the Sandman series, "American Gods", "Stardust," and "Neverwhere." Also co-creater of the literary masterpiece "Good Omens," which almost also became the best movie in the world by the creaters of Monty Python, but was unfortunately turned down in an evil Hollywood hype fight.
Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!
Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman is an awful man who made me cry and I will never forgive him for what he did with season 2 of good omens.
Neil Gaiman has too much power over my emotions. I miss those little gay men.