Neil Vajingjing
A teenage boy who is homosexual, because he frequently rows. He enjoys having his thighs lubed up, and loves it when his father sucks on his rock hard nipples.
Me: Neil Vajingjing, please stop masturbating to your father in the shower!
Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!
Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!