Nelder
The place halfway between your neck and your shoulder.
"I like snuggling with my head on your nelder, it's the comfyest place"
Nelder Log
1) A log of shit so large it must be broken into halves, thirds or even quarters, with the plunger or toilet brush to be flushed down the toilet.
"I shouldn't have eaten so much pizza with extra cheese last night. I ended up with a Nelder Log and had to stab it twice to get that fucker to flush!"