Old Crow Nelson
The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"
Fer Fox Lake man! I just Old Crow Nelson'd Darma down by the river last night.
nelson crow
a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis
caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?
Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!
Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!