Netflexia
A disease derived from the pitiful selection of movies on Netflix. Symptoms include extreme irritation, desperation, and exhaustion.
Person 1: Dude, Netflix doesn't have a single good movie, its all this crap no one else would buy. Sooo, annoying.
Person 2: Sounds like you have Netflexia.
Person 2: Sounds like you have Netflexia.