Netflix
Something that always leads to Sex.
Come over for some Netflix and chill baby!
Netflix
A video streaming service which is the reason I'm single.
Friend: Dude you should move out of your mom's basement.
Me: But she pays for my netflix.
Me: But she pays for my netflix.
Netflixated
A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.
This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!
Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?
I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!
Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.
Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?
I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!
Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.
Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
Netflix
Hulu's dirty little cousin.
Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"
Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"
Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"
Netflixing
A sport that requires much devotion to sitting around all day and focusing on watching an entire season of a series.
"Hey, can you come over today"
"Nah sorry man, im in the middle of some hardcore netflixing"
"Nah sorry man, im in the middle of some hardcore netflixing"
netflix
a disgusting movie streaming platform that supports pedophiles
joe:whats your favorite show on netflix
bob:cuties
joe:you sick fuck
bob:cuties
joe:you sick fuck
Netflix
life
The reason no one has a life anymore. E.g. I haven't left my bed in 24 hours, I blame Netflix