Netflixia
A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix
Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Dalton: Joe! where the hell have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black
Netflixia
Not being able to decide watch to watch on Netflix.
Jane spent 40 minutes browsing through Netflix but alas, a decision was never made. She had Netflixia and couldn't decide what to watch.
Netflixia
A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix
Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Dalton: Joe! where the have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black
netflixia
Netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the Netflix video streaming service.
Patient A was diagnosed by his friends to have a severe case of Netaflixia, in which he is unable to avoid use of the service, and may behave violently towards himself and/or others if the services continue to go unused for a long period of time. (normally one week) Netflixia
Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus
The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.
"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."