netfuxed
Netfuxing is when you fuck-up a Netflix subscriber's algorithm (that is or what they like) by purposely watching things on their account that they will likely hate.
Mike came back from a week long business trip, found a note saying his live in girlfriend was moving out, and then to add salt in the wound, she Netfuxed him by making all his Netflix preferences (Action Adventure and late night screw ball comedies) cooking shows and Lesbian coming of age dramas.
netfux
A DVD by mail subscription service for pornographic films.
"Dude, sweet. Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone arrived in the mail today. I love netfux!"
Netfux
When both parties are down… And beyond having to disguise it as Netflix and chill anymore. You can just simply send a text saying… Netfux?
Lisa! Netfux tonight?
Netfux
The how much you care about what you watch on netflix.
Jimmy gave 0 netfux about the hippy documentary he saw on netflix.
Netfux
The act of purchasing a movie only to find out it was available for free via Netflix. The aggravation is further amplified by a) Apple iTunes prompting this movie as Featured or b) the movie totally sucking. Either of these would be grounds for a Double Netfux; both a Triple Netfux.
Mary Lou: Let's check out this movie Bernie with Jack Black.
Wolfgang: Yeah
Mary Lou: That movie blew
Wolfgang: Yeah
(next day)
Mary Lou: WTF that piece of shit movie was available on Netflix
Wolfgang: You got Netfuxed.
Mary Lou: (crying) Plus, those bitches at Apple Double Netfuxed me. Promoting that shit as a Feature. They knew it. (screaming) They fucking knew it!!
Wolfgang: Yeah
Mary Lou: That movie blew
Wolfgang: Yeah
(next day)
Mary Lou: WTF that piece of shit movie was available on Netflix
Wolfgang: You got Netfuxed.
Mary Lou: (crying) Plus, those bitches at Apple Double Netfuxed me. Promoting that shit as a Feature. They knew it. (screaming) They fucking knew it!!
netfux
When you accidentally order a movie on netlflix, receive it, realize you got the wrong movie and without walking back from your mailbox, you instantly send it back without viewing.
netflix - lix + fucked = netfux
netflix - lix + fucked = netfux
"I accidentally ordered Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on netflix"
"Dude you totally got netfux"
"Yea, tell me about it"
"Dude you totally got netfux"
"Yea, tell me about it"
Netfux
Internet porn.
Who needs a girlfriend when Netfux streams on every device?