Never Pass the Poop
1) A rule in which the nearest person must change a diaper at the time a keester cake is made.
Person A: "Wow, I think your baby just bust a sh*t. Can you change the diaper?"
Person B: "No. We never pass the poop. Here's the wipes to clean up that a$$ sneeze!"
Person B: "No. We never pass the poop. Here's the wipes to clean up that a$$ sneeze!"