32nd of Nevertember
A date used to indicate that an event or occurence is incredibly unlikely or even impossible, or to be dismissive toward a particular individul inquiring about it.
The douchebag asked about the party I was having. I told him I'd invite him on the 32nd of Nevertember.
Nevertember
The month that never comes, or what you can call september when it feels too frickin long.
Hey, what month is it?
Nevertember.
Huh?
Nevertember.
Nevertember.
Huh?
Nevertember.