new baby

A human which is new. New babies are more desireable than old ones because they have fresh and exciting modern features, such as power steering. Contact your local baby dealer for more information.

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

That wonderful smell that can only be found on newborn babies. Can be described as a milky smell, a baby powder smell, or the smell of unused diapers.
Never used in a negative way, and commonly used by groups of women surrounding a new mom.
The smell sticks with you after holding a new baby, and makes you want a baby of your own. (Which is why men don't use the term too often.)

The last thing you may expect to see when you solve a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. The odds are against the puzzle with only two letters upon the board N and E with 4 doubtful letters. Hesitation on the puzzle has become foreseen.

A New Year's Baby is born on January 1st, and will always die the same year on December 31st to make room for new New Year's Babies.

Some things never change

When a male tells a female to get on her knees and close her eyes so he can finish on her face but right as he finishes he puts the tip of his penis in one of her nostrils and finishes there