newballed
when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.
Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...
Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.
Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.
Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.
Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.
Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.
Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.
Newballing it
Named for the man that employs this strategy the most, this is a method of salesmanship that involves burning through sales prospect after sales prospect without much respect for the sales process. This method does not require spending much time with the customer, so it's very efficient.
Disclaimer: This method is not very effective, and does not have a high closing percentage.
Disclaimer: This method is not very effective, and does not have a high closing percentage.
Gosh, Frank, you're really burning through the ups today!
I know, right?! But at least I got this guy on a test drive! It's not like I'm Newballing it!
That's true, hahahaha!
I know, right?! But at least I got this guy on a test drive! It's not like I'm Newballing it!
That's true, hahahaha!