New Girl

The most recent Girl to move to your school. The real name is learnt usually within a week.

1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.

2.) A show you have to watch. By law.

In which a new girl moves to your school and steals the bad boy's hearts.

An male with long hair, that is often mistaken for a female from behind.

The girl who gets all the attention for the whole school day, the next day she goes back to her friends she met yesterday but they just leave her and look at her and look as if they just saw something that their abnormally big rabbit dropped.

when a new girl arrives at an establishment, to work or school
she is immediately more attractive to a male
even if she isn't as hot as the other girls
due to that fact that she is new and seems more interesting

subliminal advertising wherein Fox News uses very beautiful (typically blonde) and also very intelligent and articulate women to produce incremental psychological rewards for watching their network. This trickery leads to higher ratings than rival networks.