Newman
Newman is not an aquatic animal but in fact a living breathing human. Newman usually have exceptionally good looks, which make people hate on him. Sometimes Newman's looks can even get the boys to turn gay towards him. Even though Newman sometimes gets bullied, he is still a strong individual. Newman is an overall great person and someone you should definitely hook up with if you get the chance. Most of the time, Newman is used as a surname, but people who have Newman as a surname are betas. People who have Newman as their first name are the true alphas. Newmans' usually have the best taste of music. If he recommends you a song you should definitely listen to it.
Person 1: Damn I hate this bitch Newman, he's stealing all the hoes. I don't want his sloppy seconds.
Newman
Jerry's arch-enemy on Seinfeld.
Chunky Wrappers? Newman!
Newman
Jerry Seinfelds Arch nemises
Newman:
Hello Jerry
Jerry:
Hello Newman
Hello Jerry
Jerry:
Hello Newman
Newman
Hairy, slutty girl who often tries to get with two guys at the same time. Girl who likes to touch dicks simultaneously.
One night, newman went after both me and my friends dick.
Newman
The best boy ever. He was strong and sweet, kind to everyone. Nobody can hate him regardless of their view on dogs. He wants to play with you all say and wants a belly rub but is too sore so just reach for him. He wakes you up, and says goodnight. I miss him❤️
Newman is amazing!!
Newman
The mail delivery man from Seinfeld.
1. Newman: And you better pay for that chicken.
2. Newman: No, but there's karma Kramer.
3. "NEWMAN."
2. Newman: No, but there's karma Kramer.
3. "NEWMAN."
Newman
Usually someone who acts exactly like the Seinfeld character of Newman. Sometimes it can be even used as a nickname for said person. Most of the time, if your name is Terry, you could be nicknamed Newman by your friends.
That Terry, he's such a Newman.