Babiwa
The Babiwa (Bah-bee-wah) is a type of totem, worshiped by few, as it supposedly helps protect one's reproductive organs. Its worshipers believe that it will aid in fertility and redure risk of impotence. Sacrifice to the Babiwa are made by eviscerating used condoms ontop of the totem, as a sign of respect and gratitude.
The Babiwaa is the coolest thing in the world!