newporter
Someone who has lived in Newport their whole life and has family roots here. Thay hate to leave the island, and when they do its a "road trip". Their summers are spent working on the water, going to the beach, outside parties, and making fun of stupid tourists.
James:Were going to Boston today.
Sam:Are you serious, we have to leave the island?
James: You are such a newporter
Sam:Are you serious, we have to leave the island?
James: You are such a newporter
Newport
A brand of cigarette that most black people smoke.
Hey Billy wanna go smoke a Marlboro in "Smoker's Alley?" No I wanna go smoke a Newport with Tyrone.
newporting
The act of accidentally blocking someone from a conversation by moving in front of them in a circle. Usually accompanied by the victims being hit with the Newporters rucksack.
Jack : (Moves in to the circle and Newports 3 people)
Harvey: Wow Jack you are newporting 3 people!
Harvey: Wow Jack you are newporting 3 people!
newport
nigga its the best cigarette ever made even with the fiberglass. makes me feel like i'm dying so i know i'm getting my moneys worth son!
you got a newport? SHIT YEA BUT U AINT GETTIN IT
newports
A brand of cigarettes popular with the black folks.
"Yo B, you gots any newpoats fo a nigga?"
Newport
Newport is a city in south wales. It's highlights include Pill, Murder Central, Duffryn, Drug Land, Ringland, Home to teenage pregnancy, Mauland, Home to the care-home children,the shittycentre and many more. Newport has a selection of drug addicts, pregnant teenagers, benefit cheats, council estates and chavs. It is not uncommon to be approached outside newport train station by nasty infected hookers or chavs asking for cigarettes from the Pupil referral unit around the corner, full of Newport's wildest teenagers, incidentally right next to a primary school of small children. The centre hosts a fantastic greggs pasty shop and Everything-For-A-Pound Shop. Newport does not have a Poundland. If you happen to stop in newport, be sure to thoroughly cleanse yourself afterwards as there is a high risk of contracting bird flu due to the pidgins that just wont, or maybe cant, fly away from the foyer on Newports bank (Robbed 305 times since 2003) You will also find that Newport offers a complimentary mugging service to all visitors provided by the youth there. And sometimes the mothers of the youths. Because the mothers are still youths. Newport citizens enjoy weed. Most "females" in newport have no idea what their natural skin colour is due to the copious amounts of shit, or foundation smeared across their skin. Normal, good, newport citizens are rare, but can be found hiding under rocks.
Man Exiting Train Station. Something that resembles a woman approaches.
Woman-Thing: I'll fuck yer' for a pasty
Man moves on past the shop
Chav who has escaped the referral unit: OHHHHHHHH MATE. Go in't shop for us?
Newport Child: Mum pass me the spliff?
Newport Mum: Fuck off Shakira! Go mug a bitch.
Woman-Thing: I'll fuck yer' for a pasty
Man moves on past the shop
Chav who has escaped the referral unit: OHHHHHHHH MATE. Go in't shop for us?
Newport Child: Mum pass me the spliff?
Newport Mum: Fuck off Shakira! Go mug a bitch.
Newport
n. Newport, introduced in 1957, is a brand of menthol cigarettes produced by Lorillard Tobacco Company of Greensboro, North Carolina, United States. Newport’s comprise about 35 percent of menthol cigarette sales in the US. Newport’s have gained a commanding share of the black market; a 2005 survey stated that 49.5% of cigarette sales to blacks were Newport’s. Newport Classic full flavor cigarettes were promoted for many years as a cigarette that allows you to "Enjoy full flavor menthol, without drowning out pure tobacco taste." In the mid 1980s, Newport began an advertising campaign that courted African Americans in urban areas. In two years, Newport’s became the fifth most popular cigarette on the market. A 1998 Massachusetts Department of Public Health report indicated that Newport’s alongside unfiltered Camel cigarettes contained the highest levels of nicotine in cigarettes on the market. In the following six years, Lorillard Tobacco increased the amount of nicotine in Newport’s by 10%. Not just blacks or wiggers smoke them. Get over yourselves.
Why are you smoking those nasty Smoker's Choice? Hit me up with a Newport!